chekhov:

I can’t believe our water supply is in the hands of a c-lister

lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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psychedelicatessenn:

stained glass

hiphophelicopter:

beyoncebeytwice:

this is the best birthday present ive ever gotten

someone buy these for me

titwankz:

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE

supamuthafuckinvillain:

blaquezilla:

pinkcookiedimples:

Emmanuel Hudson distributing life

Bliss

This ruined me.

imsoshive:

rodaintshit:

To all the ladies that reach down and grab the dick while making out with a dude…

You’re the real MVP

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"A lot of people get so hung up on what they can’t have that they don’t think for a second about whether they really want it."
-Lionel Shriver, Checker and the Derailleurs (via partygirlmeltdown)