I can’t believe our water supply is in the hands of a c-lister
friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?
me: i don’t have money
friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay
this is the best birthday present ive ever gotten
someone buy these for me
I CANT FUCKING BREATHE
Emmanuel Hudson distributing life
This ruined me.
To all the ladies that reach down and grab the dick while making out with a dude…
You’re the real MVP